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Poop Shoe

The situation that occurs when you are wearing shoes with deep treads and you inadvertently step in a pile of relatively fresh dog crap. The crap then fills the treads of your shoes and you are now stuck with "Poop Shoe". Most of the time you do not know you have Poop Shoe until someone asks you about the rancid stench surrounding you.

The Poop Shoe lasts until one of the following things happens. 1) You wash your poop shoe off in the kitchen sink and causing your wife to hate you. 2) You wash your poop shoe off with the garden hose causing poop to spray all over you and then you hate you. 3) You give up and leave your Poop Shoe outside until the poop is hard enough to simply be shaken off by beating the poop shoe on the ground.
My God Tim! Do you not pick up your dogs crap? I only took 10 freaking steps in your yard and came down with a case of Poop Shoe!
by Sawman70 February 12, 2019
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Poop in a Nigga Mouth

Knock him out and shit in his mouth
by Poop in a Nigga Mouth Master February 24, 2019
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poop funny

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Sidewinder poop

When ones poop is so long and unbroken that it wraps around the inside of the toilet bowl like a snake, hence sidewinder poop.
"There is a sidewinder poop wrapped around the bowl 2 full times."
by sherri421 June 16, 2009
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le big poop

when you take a shit so large that you're proud of it
I just did "le big poop." It was SO large that I flushed three times and it was still there. Stinky too. I'll bet you can't do "le big poop."
by cool uncle August 14, 2011
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the prickly poop

When your poop passes through your anus and into the toilet bowel, it feels like it is highly consentrated with crushed peanuts.
The prickly poop I just passed felt like chunky peanut butter passing through my anus.
by wollygog October 4, 2016
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Let's poop on it

When a big decision is to be made people poop to clear their minds, then decide. Similar to "let's sleep on it".
Grandma has been vegetative for a year now, should we pull the plug?

I just don't know my emotions are overwhelming me. Let's poop on it and decide then.
by Cumswapper the Benevolent July 30, 2016
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