poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

by Arnie Grape September 05, 2021

shitty poon

used to describe a particular type of female ass. generally not a nice type. shitty poon also be used in a derogatory sense.

"poon" deriving from the term "poontang".

"hey, Ian, quit acting like a skinny, shitty poon. you're a moron man, get a fucking life".

by dpoole July 18, 2008

May Poon

An extreme feeling of attraction between a boy and an older woman in university. May lead to pregnancy and abortion.

Bruce pulled a May Poon.

by Zomgmygoodnessbbq February 04, 2011

cat poon

Yo that smelled worse then my cats poon.

Cat poon is a cats poon.

by UMBR4PARADOX August 04, 2021

Pre-Poon-Goon

A natural method to lasting longer during coitus, Pre-Poon-Gooning is an act of masturbation before intercourse with the intention of enlarging ones flacid member and/or having not worry about premature ejaculation.

Luke would need full canisters tonight if he wanted a son; he spent a solo session to Pre-Poon-Goon before she arrived.

by mGBm December 29, 2023

Poon Toon

A fool, a loser, the dumbest of all dummies. A playful term used to describe someone who is being an idiot, or not making sense.

"What the fuck does that mean you poon toon?"

by Vanillra September 15, 2020

Poon Toon

A playful term used to describe someone who is behaving in a silly, stupid, idiotic, or dumb manner that doesn't make sense to anyone else.

"What the fuck are you talking about you poon toon?"

by Vanillra September 15, 2020