poon whistle

A mans instinctive reaction to drop everything he's doing when a female calls.

I was talking on the phone with a homie, he got the poon whistle, and hung up on me in 3 seconds.

by red dragons red rocket February 20, 2025

Pooning

Poo + Gooning, the act of using ones poop as lube when gooning

Justin was pooning last night and his mom could smell it through the door

by FartGuyPooner February 21, 2025

Poon Flap

When the crease underneath the muffin top smells like cheese

Bro¹: yo i was with ogirl last night and she had a "poon flap"
Bro²: lmao damn Foo, so what yall do then?
Bro¹:asked her if she wana take a shower with me lmfao

by SMOF 1st June 2, 2023

Poon Plantation

When a large number of black men run through a white female in an open field.

Dang, those guys are having a Poon Plantation!

by gfgrethbfcc June 6, 2024

pooning

the act of shoving any elongated object i.e pencil or pen down your cockhole

“ omg i just walked in on polka pooning!”

by skibidipooner June 11, 2024

poon

wanked out term for vagina

u get any poon last night bro?

by atomicrecords June 15, 2024

Poon Tycoon

A Poon is someone who is both charming highly attractive, and effortlessly attracts women. This often leads to jealousy among his male counter parts due to his success and monopoly on women in his area.

Person 1: hey dude, what's your body count?
Tycoon: well what's yours?
Person 1: 4
Tycoon: that's cute, 14
Person 2: No shot!
Tycoon: mother fucker, I'm a Poon Tycoon

by The Pain train July 6, 2024