National Throw Short People Day

October 21st. A day where we are all free to throw anyone below 5'6".

The National Throw Short People Day Song!

It's the most wonderful time of the year
For the tall it’s so thrilling,
With everyone filling the short ones with fear,
It's the most wonderful time of the year.

It's the hap-happiest season of all,
With small people on ceilings and gay happy feelings,
As short ones do fall,
It's the hap-happiest season of all.

There'll be shorties for tossing
And small ones for crossing,
And hurling around in the air,
All the vertically challenged,
That you can imagine,
To launch while the passersby stare.

It's the most wonderful time of the year,
Take the smalls and start throwing,
And all will be glowing,
With screams that you hear,
It's the most wonderful time of the year.

There'll be littles for hurling,
The 5 foots are whirling,
And hurtling round in the air,
All the vertically challenged,
That you can imagine,
To launch while the passersby stare.

It's the most wonderful time of the year
Take the smalls and start throwing,
And all will be glowing,
With screams that you hear,
It's the most wonderful time
Yes the most wonderful time
Oh the most wonderful time
Of the year

National Throw Short People Day by douchle January 24, 2023

unlike some people

A phrase often used sarcastically about someone.

It’s almost always used by mean girls to describe someone they don’t like in the most passive aggressive away ever.

erson 1:Omg she looks so good girl!

Person 2: yeah, unlike some people *looks at nerdy girl in the corner*
Person 1 and 2: *laughs*

unlike some people by I MIGHT KILL MY EX July 13, 2023

November 10th: "International" Throw Nuts at People Day

Throw nuts at people, figuratively, literally, just not sexually. Grab an almond, walnut, or whatever, chuck it at your closest friend (or fiend if you prefer!) Throw more at your crush, partner, or spouse! The look on their faces will be phenomenal!

Person A: Hey, it's November 10, you know what that means.
Person B: ..No?
Person A: *chucks a walnut at Person B*
Person B: Oh, right.. It's November 10th: "International" Throw Nuts at People Day! *throws a container of almonds at Person A*
Person A: Ow, fuck! That's not how it works, jackass!

November 10th: "International" Throw Nuts at People Day by aahley November 7, 2020

corny people 

a person or people who are mainstream; they follow the majority and think it's cool

Person 1: look at everyone wearing hollister and abercrombie. i don't understand the point.
Person 2: i know. they're all corny people.

corny people by the kid sitting at the compute May 26, 2009

lobster people 

Tourists who frequent the Jersey Shore and on the first day of their vacation get incredibly sunburned and then for the rest of their stay share the pain of said sunburn with the locals through acting bitchy and obnoxious.

The lobster people screamed at the waitress because she didn't seat them before the other tourists.

lobster people by imissthesun April 17, 2007

half-people 

What weird 25-year-olds with no life call everyone under the age of 20.

Today, while I was getting coffee at the gas station, a couple of high-school students walked up to me and told me I reminded them of a older and creepier version of Jessica Simpson, and I said, why don't you bite me, half-people.

half-people by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010

Dutch People 

Lit people- okay no ahem

First things first, THEY CANNOT FLY LMAO, MAYBE YOU GOT THAT IDEA FROM SPONGEBOB-

Anyways...

People from Europe, specifically The Netherlands, very Well known by their tulips, windmills, bike riders, weed smoking and wooden shoe wearing stereotypes. Though, they are also known for being the tallest people in the world, with an average height of six feet. Never call them a "kaaskop" (cheesehead).

"Man, those Dutch People are hella tall!"

Dutch People by RBW726 January 5, 2019