pineapple parachute

When a boy with long hair kisses you like Spider-Man kissed Mary Jane in that one scene—you know the one, yeah, that one—except horizontally and his hair falls around both your faces.

Girl A: “Did you see Jeshua give Morgan a pineapple parachute yesterday?”
Girl B: “No, I’m not into peaking from behind closet doors.”

by wholesome 69 December 8, 2021

Pineapple

Pineapple is a code name for anyones crush.

Person 1: Who do you have a crush on?
Person 2: Pineapple.
Person 1: :I

by theslayer#53612 December 10, 2022

Pineapples

Gay Femboy

Gay Femboy Pineapples

by Jay(AAS) November 23, 2023

pineapple

What Spongebob lives in

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

by nilethe146 August 28, 2014

Pineapple

A word used as a code name for your crush, who is really sweet but makes you want to kill yourself.

Sarah: did you see pineapple today?
Stephanie: yah, he looked really cute.

Later that day
Sarah: I hate pineapple.
Stephanie: now what?
Sarah: he ignored me the whole day!

by unicornsparklyanttianttia September 28, 2019

Pineapple fucker

A man who hallows out pineapples and fucks them. They are also in a team (cult) for people who have a pineapple fucking kink.

“Did you hear Kyle is a pineapple fucker?”

by pathena855 April 4, 2024

tickley pineapple

The sexual act of inserting a pineapple up the rectum and having it tickle the tubes while ripping and bleeding, but inducing overall enjoyment.

Oh dear there is so much blood coming out of my anus, I must of got a tickley pineapple last night.

by Okssor13 June 25, 2021