chew glass

Dealing with something difficult and painful

Expression: I heard some say I gained weight when I’m on a diet, I’m gonna chew glass

My professor said I had to get my paper due by 12pm tonight, my computer died and didn’t save the file, I’m gonna chew glass

If I had to pick between Ana de armas

Or Sydney Sweeney I’d rather chew glass

by truelove00 March 5, 2025

Glass Assassin

(n.) One who is known for breaking bongs, an insult

Matt: Hey Tim you wanna hit this?
Andrew: You might not wanna let him do that man, hes a glass assassin. He cracked my favorite bong last month
Matt: ooh... nevermind

by Earth Toots July 13, 2011

glass

(verb) Synonym of 'to nuke'. When a city gets nuked, some of the building materials and natural rocks can melt from the high temperature and solidify as a type of glass.

Mike: "Dude, have you heard what happened to Hiroshima?"
Joe: "Yeah, it got glassed, what a shame!"

by Keeng Ra'at October 28, 2018

glasses

things that let you see things without the blurry that stereotypically makes you look either a nerd or smarter because thats what society thinks (but mostly the nerd one)

bully: ha! you look so nerdy with those glasses
james: fuck off

by Xeries July 14, 2024

Glass Syndrome

A pedophile who knowingly and willingly engages in sexual activity with minors but refuses to acknowledge their mistake and take responsibility by dodging and deflecting questions and evidence.

Or..

A pedophile who refuses to acknowledge another pedophile's actions, knowing that if they do, they will be labeled as such.

Timothy is dodging responsibility for speaking to a minor; he must have Glass Syndrome.

by Moon&Soot April 4, 2025

glass salute

The act of placing a glass dildo into the ass of a man dressed in uniform. Both parties salute each other after lube is applied for a full expression of the term.

Adam loves dressing up like a Naval officer so Beth can give him the glass salute.

by Understatements January 8, 2019

ama glass

A very large glass of wine. Most likely meant for three servings at once.

Wow, so you poured me an Ama glass?

by Akhad December 23, 2018