Simons Bald Spot

Simon has a massive bald spot and needs help

Keshav: Simons bald spot is so hot
Lincoln: You know it i would lick his bald spot

by Sweet Cheeks the og June 7, 2023

The Spot

The Spot is a villain in the movie Spiderman: Across The Spiderverse. He was a scientist named Jonathan Ohnn that worked for Alchemax, and was turned into a tall, white figure with black spots. He is mostly known for being created by Miles Morales throwing a bagel while running from Doctor Octopus, which hit Jonathan. This led to a series of events that ended up turning him into The Spot. This was called "The Bagel Effect" which is the same thing as the Butterfly Effect. The Spots power is that his spots come off of him, and work as portals. At first, he was portrayed as being bad at using his powers and doing crime, but quickly became very powerful and a threat to Miles. The Spot has a hatred for Miles, because Miles is somewhat responsible for the creation of The Spot.

"I’m gonna take everything from you. Like you took everything from me. ... See you back home... Spider-Man."
- The Spot threatening Miles after absorbing the power of the alternate universe Super-Collider.

by CitroCool June 13, 2023

Johnny-on-the-Spot

He's the guy with the impeccable timing

^ Teacher turned her back for like three seconds, and that's all I needed to copy every answer off nerdboy's exam sheet
> Dude! You're a regular Johnny-on-the-Spot
^ Fuckin' A!

by thurb March 31, 2023

titties spotted off the port baw

Fuckin titties bigger than any floatation device known to man kind therefore it’s referred to as titties spotted off the port baw.

Captain: All hands on deck titties spotted off the port baw!
Me: Damn that bitch is a grenade with big tits and daddy issues!

by YungTBagger January 13, 2023

Dove Spot

To drop $20 on a female other person's cash app to stunt on them or to show appreciation.

Kevin just dropped a Dove Spot on Harley's cash-app, he liked what he saw.

by Keoni-san January 19, 2023

Spotted

Spotted or Spotting is a game where one male tries to ejaculate onto a spot on another male's body (back, forehead, armpit etc)

Kevin is really good at being spotted.
His aim the other day was amazing

by 6IXSIDE LAWD January 27, 2023

Tradie spots

When tradesmen get guaranteed work and make you buy the tools for them to do it comes over and acts like you chose him out of all the others but it’s the only place left you already paid all the others and they set your shit on fire and flooded your house and still got paid and still call asking for $50 2 years later saying the fire was so small you can hardly even call it a fire lady you can’t get out of paying the $50 the old lady that steals shit out of here up the road paid us and we don’t even service her place so do the bus drivers that don’t pick ppl up and the lebbos who try to nail Aussies in Australia for being Lebanese sure she stole shit from your house many times but what about what you did online

That old lady got hectic tradie spots the other day he helped her break in and get away with a wallet and a phone then hounded the dude for having pictures of his mum on his phone thou shalt not take photos of your mum that’s the rule bro

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023