secret sausage

when you turn the lights off to have sex but you have your buddy put their sausage in her.

hey man I wanna give my girl that secret sausage tonight.

by Korianthunder December 13, 2015

sausage dildo

Shitting into a condom, tying it closed, and using it as a dildo.

"That's an amazing sausage dildo Sydney!"

by Dean Dingus March 03, 2016

sausage dildos

When you shit into a condom, tie it off, then use it as a dildo.

Hey I made a sausage dildos last night, though it didn't work cause I had diarrhea

by ILoveSausages April 18, 2016

Sausage bum

Male genital area, the male version of 'front bum'

Suck my sausage bum!

by jixx1mal April 14, 2011

sausage face

A person (male or female) whos face looks like a pack o sausages.

'that fellas face is like pure fuckin sausages man'. OR,

'The wizard of oz has got pure sausage face man', OR

'The fat one off eastenders with the sausage face'.

by smokinsean1979 September 02, 2012

Polished Sausage

Hiring a hooker to intwine ur raging boner within her nappy black hair until i resieves coat of hairspray that gives it a shiny glossy look

u know those polished sausages at costco ya that

by vendetta25 January 07, 2012

sausage talk

The constant stream of references to meat and meat by products spouted by a snausage.

"Damm... Mike wants a tubesteak... Gimme a bite of that sausage... I love beef jerky..."

"Jesus Christ, Adam, enough with the sausage talk!"

by TurgidBologna September 05, 2003