Jerk off January

You have constantly jerk off for the whole of January no stop no porn only you and your hand jerking

Oh Zack are you doing jerk off January

by THE GUYSSS November 2, 2019

redneck circle jerk

When two or more rednecks back their diesel pickup trucks up next to each other. After this, they put the trucks in neutral and floor the accelerator which causes large clouds of black smoke to gush from the exhaust. While this is happening the rednecks usually lean out their windows and yell and cheer.

Billy-Joel, Jerry-Lee and Pervis like to back their pickup trucks up next to each other and rev the engines-It's pathetic, its like a redneck circle jerk.

by nickl7878 June 2, 2012

jerk off addict

someone who jerks off all the time. usually because they cant "get" the person that they want to "help them out." so they settle with pleasuring themselves.

guy1: "dude, i was up all night again talkin dirty to that really sexy chick"

guy2: "man, to me it sounds like u are becoming a jerk off addict. getta life."

by de lynn June 29, 2008

jerking yourself off

The state of showing your own work or doing something for your own gain, similar to flexing. A common phrase used would be “Quit jerking yourself off, bro”.

Yo, I saw what you said about your art in class today, quit jerking yourself off, bro.

by Azzurum November 4, 2018

circle jerk

there are many definitions of circle jerk, but one of the unknown ones is that a circle jerk is a man who finds a group of lesbians at a party or club, and watches them freak, and the guy jacks off and gets horny. (my friend told me about this one.)

i dont know wut to write for an example...lol

by xX LiZZiE Xx August 25, 2004

No Jerk off January

A month to purify your soul by avoiding the capital sin of lust.

- Hey dude, have you heard about No Jerk Off January?

- Yeah dude, I am already mentally preparing myself for it.

by Mr. Smarter December 30, 2018

Jerk Off Purposes

When someone or something is used only for the purpose of Jerking one off so they can get that NUT.

Naratio: Yo Marlo, whatever happened to that chick Stephanie?

Marlo: Haha that bitch was strictly kept around for Jerk Off Purposes only.

Naratio: Damn Marlo haha

by Actionkkjva1 November 18, 2010