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Noah will beat you at any and all games, puzzle lovers at their core. Noah's are 100% made out of water and good vibes. Noah's always have the coolest things like uwu bottles. Noah's are the nicest mean people you'll ever meet.
by Nyalien February 2, 2024
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Noah will beat you at any and all games, puzzle lovers at their core. Noah's are 100% made out of water and good vibes. Noah's always have the coolest things like uwu bottles. Noah's are the nicest mean people you'll ever meet.
Wow Noah’s are just the greatest
by Nyalien February 2, 2024
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Your best friend that is super smart but wastes all of his money on fast food and Tim Hortons and has a CRIPPLING addiction to coffee, but is always in denial and buys more coffee.
Noah gets Tim Hortons before going to school, Noah gets Tim Hortons during lunch, Noah gets Tim Hortons after school, and always asks why he's broke.
by Big PP Faizan February 8, 2024
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me! hi, my name's noah, i've been through a lot(my parents got divorced when i was 5, dad OD'd when i was 7...) other than that, i'm average asf. i got no bitches, below-average grades, low self-esteem, etc. but i'm good at listening to people. if you ever need a rando to have listen to you, i'm here.
yo did you see noah?

yeah, but he's average asf and kinda ugly

whatever
by kissuke urahare February 11, 2024
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He will describe all of his kinks to you on his first date. He likes to smother toes in mayo and then shoves it up his throat. He is known best as the throat goat (better than Lana Rhodes). To make a Noah happy, you give him gift cards that he ends up swiping on peoples buts.
Noah is amazing.
by Noah's bae February 23, 2024
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A person who means well but is stupid and a little slow but it’s alright as long as you keep him around there will be a laugh or two and he’s the only one you’ll ever need
Person1: Noah’s fun to be around

Person2:yea until he gets annoyed
by Kyobows November 20, 2023
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One of the dumbest niggers MLK died for
NOAH has a small dick
by Nigger business November 20, 2023
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