Missouri catheter nap

The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.

Sure Enon, you were just taking a Missouri catheter nap...

by muncherdave May 15, 2023

missouri catheter nap

The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.

Sure Enon, you were just taking a Missouri catheter nap...

by muncherdave May 15, 2023

The Nothing Nap

The period of time when a person is semiconscious, when their brain is empty but they are not asleep.

I took the nothing nap on my way to town. I both do and do not remember the trip.

by BraveGuide July 18, 2023

Nap Stack

A game where a group of individuals stack items on a passed out person with the intention of not awakening them, usually done at the end of a night out.

Last night we nap stacked Georgie so badly, even with a microwave on her head she didn’t wake up!

by Saucy boy ft Dru-P July 28, 2023

nap-strapped

When baby fell asleep on you but you have a wearable baby carrier so he is wrapped up and ready to go.

I finally got my teething baby to sleep. I was nap-strapped so i still got the laundry into the dryer and started a new load.

by A&B CCC August 9, 2023

Nap

"Nap" is a term used by many rival gangs towards the neighborhood crips meaning "Nappy Head" and is an overall diss term used amongst a large amount of rival gangs to the neighborhood crips.

Aye nigga fuck naps on westside hoover!

by gangkilla42 August 19, 2023

Gorilla Nap

When you take a HUGE, long, coma-like, nap after doing anything at all, Especially after some simple things and then for absolutely no reason feel the motivation to sleep for half the damn day.

“That walk tired me out, Imma take a gorilla nap.”
“Bro that wasn’t even a a long walk you fatass”

by PlatypusPapi August 20, 2023