Ur mum

a phrase you use when you have no good comebacks.

"you are an ugly ass"
"Ur mum"

by mez_is_cool_sort of February 24, 2022

Your mum

"Your mum", is the women I intend to get with, she is the women in love with senior star definitionist, skirtingfish65.

Your mum be trying to lick my face

by SkirtingFish65 July 23, 2019

Mums

An abbreviation and brtisish for swear on my mums life, and is used in the very same way

Greg: Did ya snitch on us you plonker
Tyrone: Nah, mums I didnt, I swear

by Plankingplonker69 June 10, 2018

your mum

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ssshhheeessshh means your mum

by Triple H WWE April 2, 2022

Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback

Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes

by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023

ariyans mum

sexy milf

no one is hotter then ariyans mum

by rubyz4271 December 5, 2021

Nicks mum

A Nicks mum is a term used for a woman that is a prostitute based in wickford, a nicks mum usually spends a lot of her earnings on replacement red light bulbs or replacement battery’s for her doorbell

Tom: “nicks mum”
James: “nicks mum”
George: “fuck me the traffics bad today”
James: “that’s the queue for nicks mum”

by Unknown Unknown Unknown Unknow November 8, 2022