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your mum

the best comeback ever, not much is possible to come back from this devastating blow of a roast
Person 1: what are you eating?
You: your mum
by missgurl17 September 14, 2021
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Ur mum public good

An even more devastating insult based on 'ur mum gay'. It's so destructive and intellectually stimulating, apply with caution.
Sam: "Ur mum is non-excludable and non-rivalrous, ur mum public good"

Valen: *Deleted from existence*
by Morganfr33farm May 29, 2018
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Clive Kent's Fucking Mum

Used as a term to express frustration, annoyance or mild anger at something, somewhat similar to "For Fuck Sake". Can also be abbreviated in short messages in a similar way and it is not uncommon to see the acronym CKFM. When pronouncing, the emphasis is placed on the word 'fucking'.

The Phrase originated in Cranbourne School, Basingstoke (UK) in the mid 1990's where Clive Kents mum would give gob jobs to the boys for a can of Strongbow cider. Since then the phrase has spread and entered the lexicon of most of Hampshire (UK) and has also spread to areas of Leicester and Leicestershire (UK).
Bob - *Knocks a glass of water on the floor*
Bob - Clive Kent's Fucking Mum!

Message example:
Bob - "my missus came home early and caught me at it"
Steve - "CKFM, why did she have to do that?"
by Sabi Gunter May 17, 2025
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Olivers mum

The hottest woman you will ever meet, you will drool at the sight of her, what a MILF.
-Did you see Olivers mum?
-Yes, I want her so bad
-She's almost as hot as Oliver's mum
by adajon33 February 6, 2025
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freddie goodwins mum

Nice bit of ass with 32c cup size
I hit a “Freddie Goodwins mum” on Friday night
by Diabulious October 31, 2020
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Georgeys Mum

Hot Milf who wants to please the appointment team
“Book 2 appointments today and you get a free 20 minutes with Georgeys mum” Said Charlick
by Appointmentsetters May 22, 2018
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Your mum

Your mum is a sexy beast
Guy: your mums hot.
Guy 2: I know.
by Otis Tanke April 13, 2021
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