Brazilian Massage

When a woman uses her butt-cheeks to massage a man's dick up and down; similar to a 'titty-fuck.'

She gave me a Brazilian massage before putting it it. It was hot.

by Anonym9 September 23, 2012

"The Message" - Message

Classic song, but some lyrics are wrong.

Props for typing the entire thing, though

said she danced the tango, skip the light fandango was zircon princess, seemed to lost her senses, down at the peep show watchin all the creeps, so she could tell the stories to the girls back home, she went to the city and got social security . . .

the places you play and where you stay, looks like one great big alleyway
you'll admire all the number-book takers, thugs pimps and pushers and the big money makers

by oldschool February 17, 2004

massacre

massacre: Australian slang describing an agressive act.
massacre: muslim term for "how to treat your wife".
massacre: African-Amercian term for beautiful woman.

Australian: I massacrerd her box.
Australian:I massacrerd that pie.
Muslim: You shouldnt let her do that son, you should massacre her.
Africian-Amercian: Hey ho, your fully massacre arnt ya?

by Saussage May 2, 2004

Puja massage

Massage of old world, far-eastern descent strongly implied to culminate in a for-profit (although not found on any invoice/receipt) "happy-ending."

I'm going to "that" parlor afterwork for a puja massage.

"Puja lounge" (as in a parlor)
"She's a puja" (as in massuese)
"On your right, Puja." (as in hotties)

by Andy808 December 27, 2007

northfield massachusetts

Northfield= a small town filled with tons of redneck wannabee's. There is a small percentage of wealthy, preppy fortunate family's who rise above the hickish view of the town. Most people in Northfield are un-motivated slum bags who will go no where with their life. Although, those who are lucky enough and smart enough to go away to private boarding schools are guranteed a bright future, but for the rest, Bernardston massachusetts is the fartheest they will get.

Northfield Massachusetts has it's poor slum parts, and it's wealthy preppy parts.

by Katherinael December 28, 2005

massachusetts

a state in new england, directly north of conneticut and rhode island. the people in this state think that because they can afford $600 handbags paid for by dear ol mummy and daddy's credit card,and because their dear red sox finally won a world series after 86 YEARS OF CHOKING, that automatically makes them superior to the rest of the united states. in conversation, people in massachusetts most commonly will talk about their favorite subject- how "wicked bad" the 26-time world series champion yankees are. they will never own up to the fact that they are very jealous of the yankees. many massachusetts people are narrow-minded twits who won't listen to any critism of any kind, especially regarding sports. they might be too busy cheering, "YANKEES SUCK"-at a basketball game very unrelated to baseball- to hear you.

see also-
loser
pathetic
obnoxious
crap
whiner

by don't start with me January 15, 2005

Massacre Therapy

1)Playing First Person Shooters, or other types of "Violent Video Games", to work out ones frustrations, anger, or violent tendencies, instead of on real people.

2) Marathon Sessions Playing FPS's or generally Violent Videogames.

after that asshole cut me off in traffic i was in serious need of some Massacre Therapy.

by big bot June 27, 2011