Mental Goon

Gooning without masturbating to porn.

I am doing semen retention but I still goon to foids on twitter without touching my penis.
When im alone and horny I mental goon but never jerk off I am different.

by Sexlessmentalcelfreak April 11, 2025

Mental Stability

Something I don’t have

Person 1: “You got mental stability?”
Person 2: “Yeah”
Person 1: “FR?”
Person 2: “Nah”

by idontwanttobehere111 February 12, 2022

mentally instable

mentally unstable but better

damn bro they are hella mentally instable

by mkhatesyou January 15, 2024

Mental Ding-Dong-Ditch

When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name

Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?

Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*

Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?

Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched

by Phlip_side September 12, 2018

Mentally Fat

A term that can be used to describe someone who is lazy, or even just stingy. A person who hogs all of their food, even if a starving person asks politely.

Wyatt: "I didn't have any breakfast, and Spencer is being Mentally Fat."
Spencer: "I'm not fat!"
Wyatt: "I said you were Mentally Fat!"

by Adumb50 May 13, 2010

Mentally hungry

The act of being hungry mentally

Stacey: Omg,im like so mentally hungry right now
Dylan: Um...what?

by sacredlights January 23, 2023

Bakal mentality

Bakal mentality is when a person dedicates his entire social life for bringing chaos and misery on his friends and/or acquaintances. Notable actions that often happen by this person include: opening up old wounds, making people who dislike or even hate each other talk to each other, referencing annoying ass pop culture references that are completely retarted and random acts of chaos just to see somone react. Often times this mentality is attributed to autism, but while autism usually stems from birth due to atypical brain organization, bakal mentality always stems from low intelligence and a burning desire to get rid of all existing friends so the person can kill him self and die alone.

Person 1: hey dude rememmber that girlfriend that cheated on you and then left you with explanation making you depressed for months?

Person 2: yeah, why?

Person 1: i invited her to your birthday party next week.

Person 2: fucking bakal mentality, kill your self you ass.

by Dan mayor May 21, 2024