mental gymnastics

The act of going completely out of your way to come up with the stupidest, most incorrect take possible when the truth couldn't possibly be any more obvious.

Often overlaps with gaslighting.

People who think that Roblox is better than it was ten years ago are practicing Mental Gymnastics.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2024

Sandcastle Mentality

Acceptance of inevitable destruction.

When you know that something is inevitably going to ruin what you have done, but you do it anyway for whatever reason you may have.

Quoted from 2b2t wiki:
The Builder's Dilemma, The Sandcastle Mentality is a philosophical concept that is one of the pillars of the "veteran mentality". It means that a player accepts the destructive nature of 2b2t, and learns to live with it. Its name comes from building sandcastles on beaches: no one builds a sand castle believing or expecting that it will last forever.

"Mark built a sandcastle even though he knew a wave will just wash it off at some point. One can say he has the Sandcastle Mentality, maybe even a Builder's Dilemma in mind."

by Urine_Gaming June 1, 2024

mental abuser

the act of one talking absolutely nonsense and lies and turns the blame on other people.

{Dooglas}"I didnt mean to hurt you im sorry" {Wife}"Its okay just dont keep taking videos at night" {Dooglas}"ITS MY FUCKING PHONE, DONT FUCKING TOUCH IT EVER AGAIN" {Wife} "u literally said i could go through your phone your such a mental abuser"

by mental abuser June 26, 2023

Mental Sotardation

A person with a mental deficiency beyond any humanly normal retard levels.

This is a severe case of mental sotardation.

by black_dude October 23, 2012

Michael Jordan Mentality

What Brodee Floyd doesn’t have

“Jhit don’t got Michael Jordan Mentality”

by BIGGERBEEF January 29, 2022

mental candle power

A way of measuring the brightness of a person. The brighter the light the smarter and more capable the person. The dimmer the light the less they are capable .

He lacked the mental candle power to do his job but had no problem leaving a blazing trail of ruin in his path.

by mlhiss December 24, 2019

Mental Crohn's

In a situation when you must think of the right words for a sentence, but you fall under full hesitation. This is the higher form of a brain fart in to which your entire comprehension of the human language collapses just short of succumbing to a stroke.

"I was on stage to present my piece for the debate championship, but my brain just stopped. It didn't feel like a brain fart as much as full blown {Mental Crohn's."

by bigmak93 September 12, 2015