poop machine on wheels

A person in a wheel chair that is so retarded they poop themselves constantly. Usually on an electric wheel chair.

Aww man, I had to help Jeff with his books, hes such a poop machine on wheels.

by Derek01992niner May 2, 2007

Cream Machine

When a gay man has sexual relations with multiple partners without being in a committed relationship.

Thomas told Fredrick that Blane wasn't a good fit for him because he is a true cream machine and wouldn't be faithful.

by TheFurnitureGuy May 9, 2011

lean machine

Someone out of a group of stoners who is the most stoned at the time of smoking.

Tom - yo dude , bens really stoned

Mathews - yeah I know he's a lean machine !

by Snow36 November 11, 2013

Smoke Machine

When you vape a Juul, Vape Pen, or other similar devices out your girlfriend, in her asshole, and exhale in it into her vagina whilst you are eating her out. When she then proceeds to orgasm, the vapor will come out of her vagina like a smoke machine.

Dude, I burned the fuck out of Kailey's asshole because I gave a smoke machine last night.

by Faded11 December 7, 2019

Gyatt Machine

A Gyatt Machine, someone with loads of "gyatt"

Chris: "Whoa Timmy, that's alot of gyatt. You're a gyatt machine"

Timmy: "What the fuck Chris"

by earthturd2454 April 4, 2023

fine-tuned machine

a shit-show, especially one built by Donald Trump.

Hey, did you see how Donald's fine-tuned machine is going to Hell in a hand basket?

by Muppinator February 18, 2017

hot tub time machine

When you fuck a girl while drunk, wake up and whish you hadn't. then next you see her, you get drunk again, and fuck her again. and still wish you hadn't

when we got to chilli's, biegel stayed away from reba, but after four beers he did a hot tub time machine and took her home.

by cusacker November 13, 2009