bodies and machines

a 'benefit' of overpopulation. one sometimes simply doesn't have the patience to deal...!

jane explained she'd rather have a quiet evening at home, she'd had about enough of bodies and machines........

the u.d. thumbs down clown will be SURE to 'thumbs-down'

my bodies and machines concept!!

i had a pretty good time, despite a surplus of bodies and machines..............

by michael foolsley December 7, 2011

fling hole machine

a sport emily does in the olympics

person 1: who is that riding the fling hole machine
person 2: thats emily

by theanonymouspanda August 8, 2012

Angry slot machine

When a girl pulls down on a guys dick as hard as she can like pulling down a slot machine lever.

Michelle and Stephanie pulled down my dick!!! Angry slot machine!!!

by Eldiablo November 30, 2013

Mexican Washing Machine

When one covers there penis is guacamole and anally inserts their penis into the woman

Person 1: Yo man i gave this bitch a mexican washing machine!
Person 2: Did she scream?

by GingerToothbrush February 27, 2015

Soft Serve Machine

a soft serve machine is a device that is used to distribute ice cream which is used in popular fast food chains and is always broken at your local Mcdonalds.

"Sorry sir our soft serve machine is broke"
"Fuck"

by Wankeycheesefry June 17, 2017

den Saarländer machen

sich vom jemanden Geld leihen und es nie zurück zahlen

A.: "Kannst du mir 2,50€ leihen ich gebe sie dir am Sonntag"

C.:"du willst aber nicht den Saarländer machen ?"

by der Fick3r tm December 5, 2017

Human Washing Machine

A man who makes weird noises believing in fact, he is a human washing machine.

Is that a human washing machine in your house Dan?
Nah.
Don't lie to me Dan.

by Penncilvester January 31, 2018