Mask rules

A TV viewing audience is not your mother, so if you're a reporter on the news, why don't you tell your mother which businesses and people broke the stupid fuckin coronavirus rules?

Reporter- He/she/they broke the mask rules and my mommy is not the governor.
Authority figure (governor)- We will make sure they get punished, don't worry baby.

by Solid Mantis December 15, 2020

MASKNE

Acne you get from wearing a mask all day, every day.

I budget now just to go get a spa facial and take care of this pesky maskne every month.

by DARKwAvEs December 23, 2020

Mask champion

Someone who loves to wear a mask because they are so ugly.

Jeremy was a mask champion when he met the ladies.

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

Maskhara

The act of being a Bishoy.

"I hope I am not a maskhara!!"

by YourRealName12345 January 6, 2021

MaskedIdiot

The absolute god of the multiverse. He's just the ultimate being and you should give him head.

Person: MaskedIdiot is cool.

by Grotto27 January 8, 2021

Masked Hug

when you bust in her butt while you're facetiming her dad. a masked hug in the rain is the same but with her grandma and her extended family on facetime instead of her dad

I visited Vianey for a sec and gave her a masked hug
whats that?
a weird sex thing I do cuz Im a weirdo pervert

by this is a real definition sam January 24, 2021

Mask Velcro

the effect of a surgical mask getting caught on your chapped or sunburnt lips, mimicking the hook and loop effect of Velcro. People may have experienced this for the first time during the pandemic when they had to wear a face mask out in public after getting sunburnt, and the peeling skin on their lips kept getting caught on their generic surgical mask. Accutane users understand. Cloth masks may not yield the same effect.

“Why do you keep adjusting your mask?”
“I have Mask Velcro after going hiking without putting on sunscreen. As if sunburnt lips aren’t bad enough!”

by holmesd January 25, 2021