Martin Johannes

A very talented musician who could get every girl he would want, so if he chose you, then youre a lucky ass mf. He is genuine, kind, cute, handsome and so much more. Get yourself this handsome devil rn.

Girl 1. I wish I dated Martin Johannes.
Girl 2. I know, he is so talented oml.
Martin Johannes. I have so many options, idk who to choose.

by Alaskafocus4836 March 8, 2021

Martinitis

When your some skinny white boy with one ear and the other one shriveled up like his ball sack and that thinks he's hitlers offspring and what's everyone to burn he has no friends u wish u smelt cow shit when he's around because he smells worse haven't showered in 14 years

I can see Martin coming down the road I can start smelling that God awful smell from here if he comes any closer im for sure guna get a case of the martinitis

by Lyncity07 October 4, 2021

Dante Martin

also know as cockzilla , hottest being alive , and chick magnet

Guy:have you seen my girlfriend liz? girl:No why? Guy:because i have not seen her for like a hour and she was right here. Girl: She's probaly with dante martin she gonna be hurting

by President Barrak obama May 21, 2016

Conner Martin

A childish boy who drinks bud every night and thinks he can always win at monopoly.

He has a small willy and never gets a shag.

Omg he’s just like Conner Martin

by Anonbeef1298 May 10, 2020

martin loewen

childish

martin loewen is childish for calling anndee lou childish

by jfksizksme September 17, 2017

Martin Musgrave

Sexy shaggy beautiful young tall jit

You are shaggy. You must be a martin musgrave

by momoiscool1234545667778 February 4, 2022

Martin

A person with unfortunate looks, but still hurts hot girls feelings is known locally as a Martin

A wild Martin can be spotted wearing lanky clothing, walking in the darkness smoking some devils lettuce.

To summon a Martin, simply play some niche local heavy metal and spray around some of david capra's got your back perfume, creating a familiar and safe space for the Martin.

That dud really played Savanna? How did the goddess get hurt by the troglodyte..

Man cmon, thats a Martin, they be like that

by ihatemodels December 10, 2024