Pedro Martinez

The most dominant pitcher of his era and one of the most dominant pitchers of all time. He'll blow a 93 MPH fast ball by you with one pitch then make you look like a cocksniffer as you fan on his 12 MPH change-up. He's also one of the funniest and most entertaining players in the game and will not back down from anybody, not even a 75 year old whale ( see Don Zimmer )

Bob: "Hey Mike, what are you doing tonight?"
Mike: "I'm going to watch some cocksniffing."
Bob: "Ah, Pedro Martinez is on the mound tonight?"
Mike: "Yup."
Bob: "Cool, I think I'll go too, it's not very often that you get to watch a legend."

by j_breeze September 10, 2008

nasty martin

When you surprise your partner by sticking your finger up their bum and screaming "WAAAZZZZZZAAAAAA!!"

"He gave me a Nasty Martin, and it was kinda hot. "

by Special_Kk August 1, 2009

Martinism

When someone makes a grammar or spelling mistake or uses a word in an improper context

Robert asked Martin where he is going,
Martin replied I’m going over they’re!
Robert replied that’s a Martinism if I’ve ever heard one!

by Legend07_1973 April 5, 2023

Martind

Grower of hashish

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

Martin Dixon

The crazy bearded bassist of No Standing.

"Holy shit, did you see what Martin just did?!"

by Biblo December 26, 2004

Mantini

perfect pretty and talented. good at cooking salami. likes sour cream. dogs are a must. has walked in on sierra watching porn.

i am mantini.

by coocoo bop March 5, 2019

Martin Wallsy

In reference to the creator of internet series "The Walten Files" usually referring to his art style or story telling

Wow, That drawing looks real Martin Wallsy

by King_Of_Hearts1313 July 3, 2022