National show your bf your titties because it's a national holiday. They have to see them to confirm you did
by Nationaldaddyrenoldsday May 19, 2022
National hug your gf/bf day. You know she wants to hug you deep down whether she doesn’t like the drama. Good luck!
by Thomas1253 May 19, 2021
by Tpwk ppl May 17, 2020
Person 1: I gave her a hickey and grabbed her ass
Person 2: damn bro why today??
Person 1: it’s may 3rd
Person 2: damn bro why today??
Person 1: it’s may 3rd
by Rebecca_fromthe_becc May 03, 2019
by BirdsAren’tReal October 19, 2019
A day in which you and your social group should rejoice and have a freindly game of cricket on the local school field. No other activities should even come into question on this day of ritual(if they do you may well get struck by lightning).
WARNING! Anyone with injuries should also attend and play backstop as it is rumored this day brings special healing powers.(if they don't they may well get infected by 'Gangrene')
WARNING! Anyone with injuries should also attend and play backstop as it is rumored this day brings special healing powers.(if they don't they may well get infected by 'Gangrene')
Sunday 30th May
David(aimed at group of friends)-Here's a great idea lets go walking tomorrow in the countryside!
(group of friends stunned in silence stare back at David like hes the black death.Que Tumble Weed...)
Paul-HELL NO! Its the 31st of May its 'national friends play cricket day-not go walking!'
David-Oh yeh just joking guys! I don't want to die or lose my foot i think I'll play backstop.
Group of friends burst out into joys of happiness and party into the rest of the night,have a great day of cricket the following day and David never has any more injury problems for the rest of his life.
Paul's a great guy.
David(aimed at group of friends)-Here's a great idea lets go walking tomorrow in the countryside!
(group of friends stunned in silence stare back at David like hes the black death.Que Tumble Weed...)
Paul-HELL NO! Its the 31st of May its 'national friends play cricket day-not go walking!'
David-Oh yeh just joking guys! I don't want to die or lose my foot i think I'll play backstop.
Group of friends burst out into joys of happiness and party into the rest of the night,have a great day of cricket the following day and David never has any more injury problems for the rest of his life.
Paul's a great guy.
by BrerRabbit May 30, 2010
Mai-The Asian that no one truly knows, afraid of the dark yet believes to be brave. Cute yet a complete emotinal spazz, who is smart yet convinces herself she is incorect by not using her brain.
by qwertyismynamedontforgetit January 12, 2011