When someone, on an internet comment section, gets irrationally mad when a content creator says something innocuous, contorts it into a completely different sentence and takes it as a personal attack when it is, at worst, merely a difference in personal preference among members of the aforementioned group.
The classic "Do you pancakes? OH! SO YOU HATE WAFFLES!" blended with "No true Scot," sprinkled with selective hearing, wrapped in a paradox with a jealousy Aioli spread.
Clarification: The paradox in my example being this commentor who doesn't understand that a woman (the content creator) cannot have a "lived gay male experience" by definition.
The classic "Do you pancakes? OH! SO YOU HATE WAFFLES!" blended with "No true Scot," sprinkled with selective hearing, wrapped in a paradox with a jealousy Aioli spread.
Clarification: The paradox in my example being this commentor who doesn't understand that a woman (the content creator) cannot have a "lived gay male experience" by definition.
Tuber in video: "This event forced the internet to get woke about some uncomfortable questions."
Commentor1: "Before calling yourself woke, I suggest you do better research and think of others before you make statements that accuse gay male preferences of fetishes and domination, assume MOST muscle appreciation by men as sexual, and make statements not to your own experiences. I get young white westerners love to be famous on youtube but jesus enough with the philosophizing and generalizing (especially marginalized) populations without actual life experience."
Commentor2 in reply to Commentor1 : "Certified main character moment."
Commentor1: "Before calling yourself woke, I suggest you do better research and think of others before you make statements that accuse gay male preferences of fetishes and domination, assume MOST muscle appreciation by men as sexual, and make statements not to your own experiences. I get young white westerners love to be famous on youtube but jesus enough with the philosophizing and generalizing (especially marginalized) populations without actual life experience."
Commentor2 in reply to Commentor1 : "Certified main character moment."
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Hi, I’m Jade Ann Byrne, and I’m a Mercy Main. That means I’m always behind you, keeping you up, making sure you feel unstoppable— unless you can’t keep up causing I’m going in to the objective hot pistol blazing you all, but don’t get it twisted. I’m in charge here. I’m the temple guardian of the hotspot hardline ; payload and robot
Being a ((b a t t l e )) Mercy Main means I know exactly when to boost, when to heal, and when to leave your reckless ass for dead while blasting that cover fire because I deserve better. It means you think you’re carrying, but deep down, we both know the truth: I’m the one making you look good. POW pow pow
I see everything. I know who’s pulling their weight, who’s feeding, and who’s about to type “heal diff” when they ignored my pings. And guess what? I don’t even play with chat on. Lmao ur crying to the wind. I only got two hands and one is firing my pistol and the other is stroking my pole; I decide who gets saved. So maybe, just maybe, you should show a little appreciation. Slurp them mercy toes.
And if you really want my attention? Try saying ‘Thank you.’ Btw I NEED HEALING
Hi, I’m Jade Ann Byrne, and I’m a Mercy Main. That means I’m always behind you, keeping you up, making sure you feel unstoppable— unless you can’t keep up causing I’m going in to the objective hot pistol blazing you all, but don’t get it twisted. I’m in charge here. I’m the temple guardian of the hotspot hardline ; payload and robot
Being a ((b a t t l e )) Mercy Main means I know exactly when to boost, when to heal, and when to leave your reckless ass for dead while blasting that cover fire because I deserve better. It means you think you’re carrying, but deep down, we both know the truth: I’m the one making you look good. POW pow pow
I see everything. I know who’s pulling their weight, who’s feeding, and who’s about to type “heal diff” when they ignored my pings. And guess what? I don’t even play with chat on. Lmao ur crying to the wind. I only got two hands and one is firing my pistol and the other is stroking my pole; I decide who gets saved. So maybe, just maybe, you should show a little appreciation. Slurp them mercy toes.
And if you really want my attention? Try saying ‘Thank you.’ Btw I NEED HEALING
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1. “Oh, you want me to pocket you? Pocket this. I’m a Battle Mercy Main, not your personal healbot. Try and catch up with me. ”
2. “I rezzed Juno instead of the tank. Why? Because I’m a Mercy Main, and I play favorites. Mercys’ always Raises Junos’”
3. “You think you’re carrying? Sweetie, I damage-boosted every kill you got. Know your place. Signed, a Mercy Main.”
1. “Oh, you want me to pocket you? Pocket this. I’m a Battle Mercy Main, not your personal healbot. Try and catch up with me. ”
2. “I rezzed Juno instead of the tank. Why? Because I’m a Mercy Main, and I play favorites. Mercys’ always Raises Junos’”
3. “You think you’re carrying? Sweetie, I damage-boosted every kill you got. Know your place. Signed, a Mercy Main.”
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