Luke Bryan 

A guy in lady jeans, singing about "country girls"

Pathetic excuse for country music. Try Waylon Jennings or Merle Haggard

1: Hey, hoss, who's that guy in the sparkly lady jeans?
2: I think they call him Luke Bryan.

Luke Bryan by computercat682 September 24, 2015

luke smith 

SMALL PENIS

LUKE SMITH HAS A SMALL PENIS

luke smith by LOLGRACE June 27, 2020

Luke Bakker 

A Downs Syndrome Who lives in swan reach He has an incredibly large scrotum which he uses for masturbational purposes only He also attempts to be good at a online moba League of Legends but all he does is feed and lose games for you

Last Night when i was playing lol and i had a Luke Bakker on my team so yeah i lost.

Luke Bakker by mr mime429 September 2, 2013

LUKE THE MACHINE 

guy who sits there and listens to our pathetic urban dictionary definitions. He makes fun of us but we love him anyways. Anywho...69

US: Oh boy, do we love my LUKE THE MACHINE or what?

Others: Wait...does he have a keg in his pants?

More people: yes why?

Others: Becasue we'd sure tap that.

LUKE THE MACHINE by BB, AP, AB, JR, NK, BP June 20, 2006

luke pearce 

Luke Pearce is the best man you will ever meet. He is a fortnite god and a #ThiCc tHoT. He is a living legend himself.

Wow is that Luke Pearce? He is so awesome and good at fortnite!

luke pearce by yeeyeeyee3 May 10, 2018

luke tesser 

Luke Tesser is very stupid and is very mean. He is not my friend

No one likes luke tesser

luke tesser by ihateluketesser November 14, 2017

Luke Skywalkar 

A misdirection from darth vader intended to take you to Luke Skywalker

... Star Wars is cool ...

Luke Skywalkar by The Best of 'em all, Yoda May 3, 2005