wood locked

When you get a boner at your desk and cannot get up.

I totally got wood locked after looking at naked pics of your mom.

by Medfordscum January 31, 2017

Broken Lock in the Bathroom

The lock on the stall door of a bathroom in a public place is broken of gone

There is a broken lock in the bathroom
Someone walked in on me using the bathroom because of the broken lock in the bathroom

by [Stupid Person] May 4, 2018

Lockity Locked In

This motherfucker locked in so hard that he made his nut sack into pure fucking gold. He has surpasses the regular people that have "locked in" and has build all the bitches from the beginning of time.

Joe: You locked in
John: Yeah
Joe: How locked in

John: Lockity Locked in
Joe: Shit don't take my girl bruh

by Just that one guy February 22, 2024

lock in

when a college student sits down gets serious and gets loads of school work done

I need an A on the exam tomorrow so I have to lock in tonight

you better lock in this week so you can pass

by mileyfanforlife April 21, 2024

Anti Slag Lock

When a girl is too tight to have sex

We went to have sex but her 'Anti Slag Lock' didn't let me inside her.

by GrannyShagger September 19, 2021

Clock Locking

The illusion of time going incredibly slow generally caused by locking eye contact with a clock.

Sophie: "Seriously, this has been the slowest hour of my life"
Rob: "Stop clock locking yourself"

by trebortron June 5, 2013

Blue Lock Project

The best thing the FUCKING world bro.

I'm going to play Blue Lock Project instead of showering!!!

by BINGLETONJR November 11, 2025