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the killers

the killers may be a talented band, but their style sucks. its lame as hell. the killers is pansy music. sorry, you little bitches.
the killers suck
YOU KNOW ITS SAD BUT TRUE!!!!!
Person 1: i luv the killers!!!!

Person 2: shut the fuck up!!!!!
by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005
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Hellen-Keller

To put your fingers in a person's ears as they jack you off into their own eyes.
I Hellen-Kellered that bitch.
by Nicolas J. Anzaldua August 14, 2007
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the killers

A VASTLY overrated band, capitalizing on the recent Franz Ferdinand dance-rock craze (which is also vastly overrated) Music like this tends to be popular with musically retarded guys looking for "indie cred" and superficial girls trying to show that they are musically enlightened because they "like a weird new band I heard on MTV2". In actuality, they don't think it gets much better than shit like Ryan Cabrera and Maroon 5.
You can always tell who a Killers fan is by the fact that he or she can only name one Killers song (somebody told me)
by oscar wilde February 14, 2005
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Killer

A card game in which the object is to get rid of all your cards before everyone else.
rules of killer:

1) 3 of clubs starts the game off

2) the game proceeds in a clockwise rotation starting from whoever has the 3 of clubs

3) suits do matter and progress in alphabetical order (clubs are lowest then diamonds, then hearts and spades are highest)

4) whatever number of cards is thrown down stays that way until control of the hand is switched (ex if someone throws down the 3 of clubs and the next person has the other 3 3s they cant throw them all down they can either throw down one of those 3s or throw down a higher card)

5) 4 of a kind is referred to as a bomb and can be thrown down at any time this usually results in control of the hand being shifted to the person who threw the bomb unless someone has a higher bomb to throw

6) the 2 of spades is the highest individual card that can be thrown
person #1 "hey i want to play asshole"
person #2 "so do i but we got no booze and the packie is closed"
Person # 3 " i know! lets play killer!"
Person #1+2 "go kill yourself"
by themasteroftask December 9, 2009
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Helen Keller

1-A yummy peice of ass I totally want to tap.
2-A blind, deaf, and mute.
3-The root of almost every blind or deaf joke.
4-Creates hilarious jokes.
5-An insult.
6-Pretty much my life.
<3
1-Need I say more
2-Need I say more
3-Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "deerrrduhhh"
4-See above, or google Helen Keller jokes fucking epic shit right there.
5-See above.
6-Need I say more.
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by i got this February 16, 2008
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Killer Diller

Wow, that new guy's going to have to fight 'em off! He's a real Killer Diller!
by foxtrotuk September 19, 2011
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Helen Keller

When a man ejaculates into both of his lovers ears and then jabs them in both eyes rendering them deaf and blind.
"Stacy what's wrong? You seem to be hard of hearing today and you keep tripping on everything."

"Derrick gave me a Helen Keller last night so i can't see or hear too well."

"You're such a twat waffle Stacy!"
by Fatchicks4me March 27, 2008
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