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Kevin

Kevin is an extremely large human, He is fat and will die before 20 due to diabetes, heart failure, liver failure and erectile dysfunction. Kevins have hobbies of eating, chewing, swallowing, gaming and gambling. Kevin is unclean due to the difficulty cleaning between his rolls. Kevin's ankles touch the ground and his belly button has absorbed his penis
"Stop eating your gonna become Kevin"
by Simon Lin August 11, 2024
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Kevin is an extremely large human, He is fat and will die before 20 due to diabetes, heart failure, liver failure and erectile dysfunction. Kevins have hobbies of eating, chewing, swallowing, gaming and gambling. Kevin is unclean due to the difficulty cleaning between his rolls. Kevin's ankles touch the ground and his belly button has absorbed his penis
"Stop eating, your gonna become Kevin"
by Simon Lin August 11, 2024
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A Kevin is an enemy or otherwise hostile entity (in a video game) that becomes non hostile due to a bug or a glitch.

(This term and the term Freddy were started by BackseatStreams)
I think that’s this game’s Kevin
by SirGamers was taken August 13, 2024
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by Wholethang19 April 29, 2024
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Mostly drives the long route to every destination so he can avoid more work. Favorite phrases are "not today", "programming", "well I have to stop at the shop", "I have to suck it off the panel". Goes to service calls and orders parts weeks or months later and then gives those parts to other techs, so they can start his job over from the beginning, to find out the parts are wrong.
Don't be a Kevin
by IvoryMike80 May 8, 2024
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ugh tomorrow is kevin
man that sucks
by kevinhater444 March 8, 2026
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A guy, he's hot you can find 37 of them. But none of them can compare to the original of the original Kevin. The original Kevin was not so bright so we should expand. Just know know some of them are hot you can find them on temu or bus number 51. So catch them like you catch pokemon.
Some Kevin's are sexy
by anonymous January 9, 2025
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