Kevin 

Kevin is the biggest simp of a man you will ever meet. He asks his lady for permission to sit, stand, speak, you name it. His old life has been left behind as he is now on a 1 foot long leash following his girl closely behind doing everything she commands of him. He loves being pegged and kissing the ground she walks on.

That dude is such a Kevin

Kevin by dirtydan255 August 4, 2024

Kevin 

Kevin is an extremely large human, He is fat and will die before 20 due to diabetes, heart failure, liver failure and erectile dysfunction. Kevins have hobbies of eating, chewing, swallowing, gaming and gambling. Kevin is unclean due to the difficulty cleaning between his rolls. Kevin's ankles touch the ground and his belly button has absorbed his penis

"Stop eating your gonna become Kevin"

Kevin by Simon Lin August 11, 2024

Kevin 

Kevin is an extremely large human, He is fat and will die before 20 due to diabetes, heart failure, liver failure and erectile dysfunction. Kevins have hobbies of eating, chewing, swallowing, gaming and gambling. Kevin is unclean due to the difficulty cleaning between his rolls. Kevin's ankles touch the ground and his belly button has absorbed his penis

"Stop eating, your gonna become Kevin"

Kevin by Simon Lin August 11, 2024

Kevin 

A Kevin is an enemy or otherwise hostile entity (in a video game) that becomes non hostile due to a bug or a glitch.

(This term and the term Freddy were started by BackseatStreams)

I think that’s this game’s Kevin

Kevin by SirGamers was taken August 13, 2024

Kevin 

One who believes that cum is neutral, it’s neither straight nor gay. It’s where it’s deposited that makes the one depositing it gay or not.

Believes that men are superior to women because women can’t make men kings but only kings who can make women queens. Thats why they call it KINGdom, NOT QUEENdom.

Simpin’ ain’t pimpin’

That’s so Kevin

Kevin have mercy I’m about to bust

Our Kevin, is an aweosme Kevin he reigns

Kevin by Bevinkaker559 September 24, 2024

Kevin 

A guy, he's hot you can find 37 of them. But none of them can compare to the original of the original Kevin. The original Kevin was not so bright so we should expand. Just know know some of them are hot you can find them on temu or bus number 51. So catch them like you catch pokemon.

Some Kevin's are sexy

Kevin by anonymous January 9, 2025

Kevin 

Yeah this name sounds american asf but if you meet an albo named kevin just know you in for a crazy time. These kevins drive every fucking car like its a stolen amg, they take roids and hit the gym like crazy, and they'll fuck any bitch out there especially the serbbitches.

Bro some dude in a benz doing 80 in a 20 almost hit me earlier and my girl hasn't been texting back all day even though its our 5 year anniversary. Kevin's been out, there's your culprit.

Kevin by americanizedshqiptar January 25, 2025