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Aunt Tilly Killer

A drink concoction, usually made at the kids table, of adding all ingredients on the table into one cup and attempting to mix it to make it look appetizing to an unsuspecting inebriated aunt. Way worse that a jersey turnpike or cement mixer.
Hey guys, let's make an aunt Tilly killer! Pass the butter, ketchup, holandiase, seltzer, table water, table wine, coca cola, cocktail sauce, and bread! Let's put it in aunt Karen's glass and see if we can make her drink it instead of her mimosa!
by Scottie Dont August 12, 2025
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rice killer

A label for a food that pairs amazingly with plain white rice, so as to cause the rice to be "killed" (eaten) without needing any other dishes.
I love eating rice with Lao Gan Ma, it's an amazing rice killer.
by imaguy124 June 26, 2023
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Killer whale

Killer whale is another name for a fat cunt called kyan he got his name as the killer whale when he had a girlfriend that was 6 years old named Caitlin she wanted him to sit on her face and so he did spreading his cheeks and engulfing her entire head she started screaming as she couldn't breathe but the killer whale couldn't hear because he is such a fat cunt and she started getting sucked into his ass to this day she has not been seen
Oh did you hear about the killer whale yeah that fat cunt ate a girl through his ass
by Jewdrop crop top August 6, 2018
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Fruit killer

A tall cup with knives at the bottom...
They say that if you see it...

It will follow you until you die....
Banana: ITS THE FRUIT KILLER RUN

Apple: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE

pineapple: THE FRUIT KILLER KILLED MY KID

Pear: this is fine :)
by asshole <3 July 30, 2021
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Beagle Killer

1. Adj. immoral and irretrievably depraved

2. Noun. Fauci
3. Noun. A beagle killer
That ol’ beagle killer just raped a nun
by Hot Dog Goblin November 29, 2021
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Toilet seat killer

A man who uses a fucking toilet seat to kill people, and he makes a SHITton of poo jokes.
He also looks like Waluigi's sex offender Uncle
by tenzla June 21, 2021
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