Keeping Up with the Kardashians

'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' is the perfect show for you if you like the feeling you get when your brain is disintergrating. I caught a clip of it one time and Kim was unhappy because Kourtney borrowed her things without asking. So basically, the people in it just make a soap opera out of everything that happens in their world of nonsense. If you like 'The Hills', you'll like this. It's exactly the same, except the cast are fatter.

Tracy: I hate it when my parents go on about how much more clever by sister is than me. I wish I was that clever. But, I'd have to spend a lifetime studying to get up to her level.
Lauren: Rather then make yourself smarter, why not just make your sister dumber. Make her watch 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'. Her brain will turn into mush in no time.

by SeeWithoutHavingtoGo August 16, 2009

Keeping Edge

Sticking to the ideals of the straight edge way of life.

Want to grab some beers? Nah, man, I'm keeping edge this week.

by notedgeguy May 26, 2010

Keeping the doctor away

shoving apple slices up your bum. also referred to as Doing the Newton and Baking a pie

You want to go out to the club tonight?

I can't. I'm keeping the doctor away so I gotta stay close to the john

by Irma Gurd October 3, 2013

Keepering

Keepering; is when your goalkeeper in football (soccer) makes what should be a simple save or catch into a horrendous mistake.

Keepering Football Soccer Goalkeeper SundayLeague PubTeam

by KINGZz November 20, 2013

Keeping your nose clean

Keeping your nose clean means are you staying out of trouble

Boy: "Did you see that your homeboy got locked up for drug possession?"

Girl: "Yeah, I know he is your friend, but I hope you are keeping your nose clean."

by ThatgurlJo216 March 22, 2016

keepin it funk

Keeping it real or keeping it g

I'm really not trynna wait in this line keepin it funk.. trynna go somewhere else?

by Whitelashes March 30, 2017

keepsnake

a keepsnake refers to a person who is of low intellectual, moral, and social standards, and is willing to go to any length to become recognized, acknowledged, or validated.
Usually very loyal to the person giving the orders, and can be venomous, injurious, and evil to their intended target.
Michael Cohen was a keepsnake for Donald Trump

Hey man, what about that guy who stole your car?

Well I guess I'm just going to have to send my keepsnake, Larry Low-crawl over to rattle his cage a little!

by Dr. Spankenstein November 13, 2019