Jungle flex

A combination of weed and drink to get absolutely fucked n you just bun everything

Time to have a jungle flex

by Jungle flex July 10, 2014

Junked

When Urban Dictionary editors reject your definition despite there being thousands of way worse definitions on Urban Dictionary.

Hey man, I went to put some awesome definitions on Urban dictionary and I got junked.

by Durr??? July 28, 2014

jungle vine

Weed, Pot, sativa, You get the gist
😂 I'm pretty sure I created this phrase hope ot catches on.

Aye bring some of that jungle vine to the party lets blaze up

by blakeshawn April 2, 2015

jungle wood

A major boner that you may not be able to handle because of its stiffness

My teacher had some major jungle wood and had to leave the classroom

by Bray00009 November 16, 2014

Jungle Fruit

A fruity (homosexual) negroid specimen, who uses vegan fruits as dildos, and other sex toys

Jamal: Daaaaaaamn Tyrese, youre such a jungle fruit
Tyrese: Aweeee, Thanks niggles, now, lets go buy some vegan bananas... to use later

by Ruby_Grand June 29, 2017

Jungle Porn

When you're referring to the type of porn someone who's wild in bed has watched to become "skilled" in the sack.

Guy #1: "Dude. That girl was such a good lay. Wonder where she learned all that stuff..."
Guy #2: "Well, she either has a lot of practice, or she must've watched a LOT of jungle porn..."

by AELIANA July 24, 2017

Jungle Bridge Jackhammer

Refers to the unfortunate moment when a lady bounces off her partners eggplant & miscues on her way down... Resulting in the man’s once epic boner folding under the mighty weight of her gooch like a bad poker hand. AKA: A man’s worst inter-coital nightmare. Welcome to the ER bud

“The doctor told me I can’t crank it for the next two weeks, after she accidentally hit me with the Jungle Bridge Jackhammer.”

by hellakellerd November 6, 2019