Johnny cricket

A guy (usually a meth head) on a bicycle pulling a home made trailer full of junk he stole

Ay Earl did you hear about Johnny cricket getting hit on highway 45

by Niggadog is a gay rabbit June 18, 2022

Johnnie

Johnnie...wow this dude is literally the best guy in the world, but no one sees it and the only woman in his life should be named Lauren because she loves his giant cock

You see Lauren over there she needs a Johnnie

by Jason carlo October 15, 2019

Johnny

The person who I have in my basement

Johnny:pls let me go
Me:no🥺🥺🥺🥺🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

by I_like_frogs_:) February 20, 2022

johnny drip drip

A sexy beast that is loved by nations.He also has a big roach down there

Do you know johnny drip drip

by bitco.mmit September 7, 2021

Johnny jumper

Johnny jumper-(noun) 1. A man who enjoys the company of various and sometimes multiple pregnant women.

"Ken is such a Johnny jumper that he should take a pregnancy test. "

by Longfellow travers March 6, 2019

Johnny blumpkinseed

The act of performing a blumpkin in a port a john.

Hey guys! Has anyone seen Meagan at the concert ?

Ya, I saw her take that security guard into the port a John, I bet he’s getting a Johnny blumpkinseed!

by anonymous November 13, 2025

Johnny Tudor

The biggest but actually the smallest cunt you'll ever meet. Wishes he was a ferg but will always be a tiny little johnny knobhead tudor.
You're such a Johnny Tudor you're the smallest massive cunt I've ever come across

Also an extremely sensitive little bitch that packs less punch than a thalidomide toddler

You're such a Johnny Tudor I knew you would get upset by pointing out the truth.

by Strange alias September 15, 2024