Jessica

The name of a trifling ass hoe that ruined the life of Anthony Nguyen, a YouTuber from the channel The Crazy Gorilla. According to The Crazy Gorilla, this term is synonomous to bitch, cunt, trick, whore, slut, puta, and anything negative in life.

Note: You can have the name Jessica and still not have symptoms of being a "Jessica."

The date was going well until she started being a Jessica.

Nothing on the study guide was on the test; my professor is such a Jessica!

Fuck you, Jessica.

by fuck_jessica June 4, 2017

jessica jaded

a pornstar-esque name fit for a girl with high aspirations of fame and fortune.

jessica jaded is going straight to the top.

by jaia December 31, 2007

Jessica's Ladder

Nipples in excess half an inch that have more than one piercing.

Damn those are long nipples. They'll hold a nice Jessica's Ladder.

by Matt and Trey September 2, 2009

Jessica Ann

Jessica Ann's are usually nerdy with a really smart brain and wears thongs and bright bras to school

"Who's that girl with a bright bra under her white shirt?"

"It must be a Jessica Ann "

by Caitlin Wright May 14, 2016

JESSI

someone who has no butt, but acts like one everyday. she will become addicted to bouncy balls and then if she loses her favorite ball, she will cry. she loves dogs, and burned marshmallows that get stuck to the bottom of a bowl that doesn't go in the dishwasher. she LOVES to bite people's feet while they are sleeping. overall, she is a nice and very pretty girl

*fart*
"that was my fish" -jessi
"oh that is such a typical jessi thing to do" -person

by coco bean :)) December 4, 2016

Jessica

My friend who's a thot

She's a Jessica

by Skyler vineyard September 30, 2017

Jessie

AN IDIOTIC FAKE FRIEND

Jessie: I hate Cat so much
Me: Can you like not hate all of my friends you lil self assured brat. -___-

by Merry <3 June 15, 2018