A Jesse is a person who thinks that he is amazing and incredible, but really he is not. A Jesse must support Arsenal and must be very annoying, otherwise they are not a true Jesse.
by GreenTeaF1 February 20, 2023

verb
1. a bombastic potential solution to a problem that may or may not solve it, but will maximum the humor of the situation, sometimes very darkly
1. a bombastic potential solution to a problem that may or may not solve it, but will maximum the humor of the situation, sometimes very darkly
"Hunny, the pool is dirty and the rabbits are eating the flowers again.
Well dear, I'll just put the rabbits in the pool. That way they'll eat the dirt instead. Two birds, one stone!
Are you trying to jesse this?"
Well dear, I'll just put the rabbits in the pool. That way they'll eat the dirt instead. Two birds, one stone!
Are you trying to jesse this?"
by socketexception June 11, 2024

by Sussyhotgirl March 5, 2022

she is the most sweetest, kind caring girl ever. wears glasses and has black beautiful hair, she will never fail to make you laugh and i love her for it <33!! but once u turn problematic she has all evidence and screenshots of you and wont think twice but to expose you along with her friends
by imsohigh2094 October 2, 2023

If you're lucky enough to know a Jesse, keep her in your life. She's an amazing person, and you can vent to her for hours and she'll try hard to support you. Jesse on beautiful in every single way, although she may think that she needs makeup. She's gorgeous with and without, but let her wear it. Jesse is the kindest, most amazing person to gossip and talk with, even if it's just in passing. She's the type of girl everybody loves, even if she doesn't realise it. When she walks into a room, everybody feels happier.
Please, don't let her go.
Please, don't let her go.
Girl: Jesse, the most said that she's my friend!
Girl 2: lucky! She's so nice and cool!
Jesse (girl): is a beautiful person
Girl 2: lucky! She's so nice and cool!
Jesse (girl): is a beautiful person
by Winchestersister<3 March 21, 2025
