Jamesathan

A jamesathan is a John krasinski look alike who feeds off quantum physics and ghost shows. His natural habitat is found in Detroit and he refuses to accept the existence of certain places such as France. Jamesathans have a bad perception of height and might mistake you for short when you are actually freakishly tall. They have impeccable taste in music, but inexplicably boycott the most important film of our generation. You might find him camping, robots-ing, or sciencing, but more likely than not you will find him watching ghost shows.

Person: hey look jamesathan is not watching ghost shows
Other person: you must be seeing things that cant be him

by Hnnnnh February 20, 2019

James Darnell

A fat fuck

Looks alot like Johnny Vegas. Also has some real honkers, huge hongongolagongas some humongous donkoloohoobonkas

Youre a James Darnell, you fat fuck!

by Lusciously licks you May 29, 2019

James Zachary Scott

James Zachary Scott is hands down one of a kind. He can make friends wherever he goes. A couple of his best qualities are making someone laugh when they need it most and he’s one of the best listeners a person could ask for. Also no one is ever surprised by his ability to be a complete smartass, some might say he could be a professional smartass.

If only more things in life were a James Zachary Scott.

by TomBradylovesyou August 9, 2019

jamescurranism

Loving james curran from texas

jenny has a case of jamescurranism

by surferhippienarlybro August 29, 2019

james main

This person sucks a lot of dick ngl

Sami: James main, yous suck a lot of dick

by criminal442 October 20, 2019

james baillie

nobody loves this guy
james always humps guys, with his brother andrew

Oh no, james baillie is sucking again

by slam hammer 6400 January 7, 2020

jaesiah

Aye bad bougie bitch that go to pressly alternative school

Always in a fighting mood aka ready for wat ever
Always fighting niggas

Jaesiah a pretty tall girl

by Sylrianna February 3, 2020