Joseph is the type of guy that is full of perpetual wonder. He is a kind-hearted individual, he extends his hand out often to those who needs it, even if it comes at a price to him. He doesn't mind because he's content with all that he has and simply is just looking for a companion to enjoy life's simple pleasures with.befriending him is difficult but possible through mutual friends. he most likely belongs to a water sign such as pisces or cancer bc he is emotionally sensitive but head strong. It's hard for him to be in a vulnerable state, bc deep down he's in search of a soul fulfilling bond , but is treated as a human dildo by women. He is financially responsible, & takes care of the people he loves by taking them for lunch or treating them to a beer ; he doesn't expect anything in return. He stands tall and with a regular build, he is self conscious and this shows by his posture. But don't think of these traits as a man that is awkward or geeky. He has this cool persona & people aim to be like him but can't replicate him. Men are envious of his attention from women bc they lust over his kind brown eyes and rose bud lips, his short cut hair, & his bulge. He has a slight stutter but it comes across very sensual by how low his tone of voice projects. women throw themselves at him. He is the type of guy that represents man; he is truly a great person, but with too many vices for anyone to take him seriously.
Guy 1: "Dude is that a Joe Blow or what?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, that's just Joseph. He just comes across douchey because women think he's a sex God. He doesn't have a girl."
Guy 1: "Wow bruh so he's a playboy. I knew it so he just acts like he gets girls."
Guy 2: "Yeah dude but don't let him around your girl. She'll fall for a guy like that. He's a real pussy magnet."
Guy 1: "True. All Josephs are."
Guy 2: "Nah man, that's just Joseph. He just comes across douchey because women think he's a sex God. He doesn't have a girl."
Guy 1: "Wow bruh so he's a playboy. I knew it so he just acts like he gets girls."
Guy 2: "Yeah dude but don't let him around your girl. She'll fall for a guy like that. He's a real pussy magnet."
Guy 1: "True. All Josephs are."
by aljamie222 April 18, 2020
Get the josephmug. The infamous coffee-imbibing Captain of the U.S.S. Juan Valdez that ran aground in Alaska's Prince William Sound and spilled huge quantities of Colombian coffee into the bay.
Somebody at X-on shoulda known better than to hire a sea-captain with a name like Joseph Hazelnut --- both his first AND last names would give a normal person da coffee-jitter nerves... "joe" is slang for coffee, and "hazelnut" is an actual FLAVOR of coffee... NOT a good combination for calm and alert piloting of a huge tanker-vessel through the reef-laced waters off Alaska!!
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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by NoahChan7244 February 18, 2024
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Joseph Lambrese is the absolute best man in the entire world. You will never meet someone better than Joseph Lambrese. Her is truly an angel in disguise. Do not be fooled by his good looks, he has much more under them. Truly beautiful inside and out. He is the most kindest, caring, loving, sweetest, funniest, cutest, craziest.., etc. person you will ever possibly meet. The second you see him there is no doubt you will start falling for him. Starting from his dark brown eyes, that wrinkle a little when he smiles, to his feet, larger than life itself!! Passionate, optimistic, sensitive, angelic, warm-hearted, enthusiast, and integrity are just a few words to describe this angel. He is truly someone you could not do without having in your life. If you have met Joseph Lambrese consider yourself blessed.
by Y0U KNOW WHO I AM May 12, 2019
Get the Joseph Lambresemug. 