Joey

The physical manifestation of gluttony. A “Joey” is usually a fat fucking loser who claims they are “big boned” but weigh 450+.

Fat Friend: I lost 80 pounds in October

Normal Friend. Ew you are like Joey

by WithersLoss September 13, 2025

Dat Boi Joey

Some kid youtuber who uploads some weird ass meme content

When's Dat Boi Joey gonna upload? Never.

by SomeRandomPseudonym February 27, 2021

To Joey yourself

To Joey yourself.
To die in the most stupid way possible.

Guy 1: WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED!!!
Guy 2: he shot himself

Guy 1: MF THE GUN WAS *EMPTY!*
Guy 2: you should also try it
Guy 1: try what?
Guy 2: To Joey yourself

by Hi igor January 19, 2024

Joey

A person usually a guy that is tall and kind, he is also into cars but it’s hard to tell if he really likes you or if you are fantasizing. He knows a lot of life skills and pick them up along the way maybe if you ask him he might teach u some

Person 1: wow that guy is cool and tall
Person 2: he’s a Joey

by Car guy69 February 21, 2022

Joey

Chubby rat pack who’s diet consists of dried pig skin and ketchup . If you ever come across a “Joey “ they are most likely a rapist or a sexual predator .

Stay away from him bro he’s such a Joey

by Lambcurryforeskinmuncher69 May 6, 2020

Joey

Joey ba boey loves to makes racist jokes. He’s the best!

“Omg did joey just get a bbl”
“Omg yes of course”

by Callieosburn January 16, 2023

Joey Gorman

That one tall lanky white boy who wears vineyard vines and preppy clothes and is a Michigan die hard. He acts like a 25 year old to everyone. Joey Gorman is a very wise person and I would consider him like a grandpa

Joey Gorman slapped me with his massive cock yesterday
Joey Gorman is a good fuck buddy

by Anonymous1470 January 15, 2019