offside trap

n. Defensive technique in soccer wherein the defenders closest to their own goal line all move simultaneously toward their opponents goal line just before an opponent boots the ball downfield. The object is to deliberately place any possible recipients of the pass in an offside position, and to allow soccer enthusiasts, who love to have their enjoyment interrupted by questions, the opportunity to again attempt to educate hockey fans on the nuances of the beautiful game.

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Why did the whistle blow? He was totally in the clear!

Offside trap. Again. Look, get me some crayons and I’ll try to explain it in simpler terms.

by gnostic3 July 5, 2019

Trap Whore

a girl that fucks with the drug dealers of ur school for weed. no matter how ugly the nigga is.

Dude ashleigh n alex are such trap whores.

by seshgang May 13, 2018

Snatch trap

When the woman entices the man to be in a relationship. Like when a man entices a woman to be caught in the dicksand.

He was gonna dump he but he was so far caught in the snatch trap he married her

by Snopar April 14, 2017

weed trap

A stretch of space one encounters that carries a strong scent of marijuana. Unlike a speed trap, a weed trap is often unexpected and won't ruin your day.

Joe snickered as he strolled through two weed traps during his afternoon walk and drove through a third on the way to the dentist.

by bobo76 November 15, 2021

trap rooster

Any male with a body count consisting of 85% of the dope whores n puddle sluts in the 3 surrounding counties. He has no standards other than warm n breathing. Thinks he is cock of the walk. Normally found couch surfing or living out of a car. Usually a narcissist that believes all women want his dick n he shoulda been a pornstar. Has to have a bag of dope to pay the whores to just to b around n can't get hard without it.

Martin, Rock n Tater all trying to be trap rooster #1...I can see the feathers flying already.

by anonymous February 2, 2021

Trap-Card

When the opposing person tries to fool you with their plan, but you had a plan all along.

Opponent: You FOOL! You've fallen into my trap!

You: You idiot, you've activated my Trap-Card...

by joybuzzoffical November 19, 2020

Schrodinger's Trap

A thought experiment that proposes the following. If you fuck a feminine looking person, and never check if they have a dick, are you gay? Did they have a dick to begin with?

Jock 1: Fucked this cute bitch at the gay bar last night
Jock 2: Bro was it a guy?
Jock 1: Not sure, it was a Schrodinger's Trap

by A Coastal Gay January 11, 2023