MoShankar-ing

To play all possible sides, without ever allying with anyone. A flawed strategy, built on the even more flawed idea that being indecisive and entirely friendless somehow puts you at an advantage. Functionally synonymous to being untrustworthy, being a "snake," or being universally disliked/excluded.

Man: I don't really want to take sides, they're both my friends

Woman: Dude, one of them is clearly wrong. Quit MoShankar-ing around.

by Apollo strangeburdens September 19, 2025

Benford-ing

American Football Term.

Refers to Christian Benford. A 6th round pick who easily beat out a 1st round pick at the same position. So essentially if you are Benford-ing, you are performing better than the guy ahead of you.

Man, Deone Walker in Benford-ing right now!

by Kingcorpse September 19, 2025

Ronaldo-ing

The term ronaldo-ing simply means grinding at your maxima just like G.O.A.T. did.

I am ronaldoing / ronaldo-ing tonight because i have exams from tomorrow.

by Subway Streamer September 20, 2025

Pasta-ing

Same idea of "noodling" which is using your hand to catch catfish, except you use your finger to catch "brown trout"

I told that girl I was gonna put my finger in her butt, to which she replied "Oh, I love pasta-ing"

by TheRealApoc January 17, 2025

Stephen "Hauk"ing

When a girl is giving a blowjob and her neck gets tired, so she rests it on her shoulder and continues slobbing that knob.

Example: "Man, I lasted so long my girl started doing the Stephen Hauking...

Example: "Man, I lasted so long my girl had to perform the Stephen "Hauk"ing."

by The blumpqueen January 31, 2025

Jeremy-ing

The act of unknowingly becoming a full-time assistant, personal chef, chauffeur, and life coach for a guy who contributes absolutely nothing in return. Symptoms include retrieving his lost shoe from a bush (like a tragic fairytale side quest), waking up early to look good for him when he barely looks at you, and sacrificing your last shot of Tito’s as if he’s some kind of VIP. May also involve picking up dirty vapes off the floor (why??), editing his homework for an hour, and literally being late to class just to staple it for him. Side effects include exhaustion, regret, and the haunting realization that he still couldn’t remember where you’re from. Treatment: Immediate self-respect and blocking.

“I spent my entire morning whitening my teeth, picking up his dirty vape, and stapling his homework—tell me why I’m out here Jeremy-ing for a man who can’t even keep track of his own shoes?”

by anonymous February 23, 2025

sausage-ing

sticking your penis into someone else’s foreskin

You love sausage-ing

by William Edward Ramsey March 16, 2025