im just a girl

a get out of jail free card for women

used on tiktok a lot

Jack - “did you just run over that family of five???”

Jessica - “im just a girl.”

by kittyk4ts June 13, 2024

im bambi

When ur mom dies

my mom died Im bambi

by Your mom Karen June 3, 2019

im eating

a excuse made by people to get out of a football game

"im sorry im eating"

by billbobisgone February 13, 2022

shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

by grpo January 30, 2025

Im finna hit

A quote that (mostly used by men) is used when someone wants to have intercourse. Mostly used when a man is going to “rizz” a women.

Yo Bradon Im finna hit with you tonight

by Niggernigganiggernigganiggerni August 8, 2023

IMS

Ineffective Meeting Syndrome or IMS is the automatic selection of a calendar invite without any conscious thought. Choosing a meeting because you lack the creativity to think about how else to get what you need to be accomplished. Resulting in meetings without agendas, purpose, interest or follow-up.

This morning I fell asleep in front of my coworkers from a bad case of IMS.

The all-hands meeting had over half the team lined up for the bathroom from IMS.

by Mercy Management February 12, 2021

im a skid

I called react a language and also stole code from red tiger tools!!!

Im a skid, so i called react a language and stole code.

by d1scammerprohacker March 2, 2025