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Microshit Idiot Exploder 

The proper name for the internet browser Microsoft illegally put into every operating system. The software crashes frequently and dupes the user into downloading add-ons that slow the computer down and guzzle down RAM. And worst of all Microsoft stuck in restrictions that prohibit the user from uninstalling the browser.
The founders of Microsoft oughta be locked up for installing Microshit Idiot Exploder on our computers and forbidding us from deleting it.
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American Idiot 

To claim you are a die hard fan of Green Day when you only started liking them after American Idiot came out.

Instead of appreciating Green Day's older music, you play the two or three songs you downloaded on repeat until next week, when you will probably like a different band.

*Note: Newer Green Day albums are still decent but people who only like Green Day for songs like Know Your Enemy, don't really know what Green Day are all about.
Guy 1: "Oh man! I just love Green Day! I love their new stuff like Know Your Enemy, but I also love their old stuff like Holiday as well!"

Guy 2: "Shut up you American Idiot."
American Idiot by Jack Gilbert February 27, 2010
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alpha idiot 

Used to describe the leader of a pack of idiots. The Uber Idiot is the dumbest member of the pack.

Caompare to the alpha dog in a pack
Wow I spent that whole meeting trying to figure out who the alpha idiot on this project is.
alpha idiot by Fred Farnance January 14, 2005

Sex Idiot 

"Sex Idiot" is a term popularized by 30 Rock. It refers to a person with whom one has a purely sexual relationship, but who is otherwise an idiot. Broadly speaking, a sex idiot is someone who is sexy, great in bed, but a total moron. One does not exclusively date a sex idiot.

See Also: pokemoning.
Person A: Uh, Jake's hot girlfriend just asked me the number for 911.
Person B: Dude, that's not his girlfriend, that's his sex idiot.
Sex Idiot by jerkfacekillah October 28, 2012

fucking idiot

Someone who has not sufficiently assessed a situation and takes actions with the effect of putting themselves or others at significant risk of grave physical harm or death.
Jaime Lannister: *Charges towards a dragon.*
Tyrion Lannister: "You fucking idiot!"
fucking idiot by Captain Sid August 13, 2017

Canadian Idiot 

The other person wrote Blue Day, It is a song by Weird Al. (:
(Spoof of American Idiot.)
Some of the words:
"Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot!
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut!
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed!"
Canadian Idiot by Megan ß. December 14, 2008