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i am crying on the chicken

When something is really incredible, when there are no other words to describe the situation
Minecraft is such a good game bro I am crying on the chicken...
by vizelt April 23, 2024
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I am unable to cant'nt

a weird definition of a overcomplicated way to say i wont do it
Man1: HEY STOP MOVING THE LAWN AT 7 AM
Man2: I am unable to cant'nt
by TheBaseliner June 19, 2023
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If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas

Do you see how retarded that sounds when you read it?
A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"

Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
mugGet the If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideasmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
mugGet the I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.mug.

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