how do i get a girlfriend

To get a girlfriend you have to NOT be a God damm fuckin retarded ass bitch person

Hey dude how do I get a girlfriend?

Idk how bout you stop being a fucking retard

by Boipi February 24, 2021

you know how we do

1. To go all-out: Usually involves heavy drinking, some dancing, often some embarassing (though amusing) petty crimes against municipal property, and the occasional blackout. Getting busy is optional; mysterious bruises are not.

I can't believe you guys were at O'Mally's until 5:30 last night! That's insane!
Yeah, well, you know how we do.

by johnny montana September 16, 2006

How 'bout that fo' yo' ass

Another way of saying "how do you like them apples."

Phillip: Ew! Why are you eating that beef jerky?
Steven: Well, it tastes good and I'm hungry. So how 'bout that fo' yo' ass?

by StevoPotPie July 6, 2010

how much can she take

Asking a friend how many inches a girl can take in the pussy.
*Most common in the upper midwest

Lucas: Dude how much can she take?
Travis: at least 10 inches.

by sweetlou60 November 18, 2007

how are you this bored to search this up

Self explanatory- The definition is in the title.

Person 1: Hey wanna search up how are you this bored to search this up
Person 2: …this is what I get for letting you out of the mental facility.
Person 1 hahahahahahahahahaha

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld January 14, 2022

how i met your mother

legen - wait for it - dary! the best tv show to ever exist. the best character barney nails a lot of chicks, marshall and lily are in a soppy relationship ted is trying to find true love and robin is kinda just there

how i met your mother is the best tv show to exist

by mcrbiggestfan December 20, 2020

g'day g'day and how are ya t'day

Something people say in the Ottawa Valley whether they're drunk, sober, or copulating with an attractive cousin or sheep.

Delmer McDelmer: G'day g'day and how ya t'day!
Sheep: Baaaaaa!!!!

by smacktard April 27, 2003