touch my horny

1. when one demands another to touch their private areas.

2. when one touches one's own private areas.

1. Jimmy, touch my horny!!

2. Michelle; 'Hey Manny, what are your plans for the evening'
Manny; 'oh well, i think im gonna sit in the corner and touch my horny'

by womas January 27, 2007

National Horny Day

National horny day is on April 17th. On this day you can ask for any sexual favors.

Damn you heard today is national Horny Day. Imma finally ask Paige for them nudes.

by AsianManDan April 16, 2020

horny eskimo kiss

When ur really horny and u finger a girl with ur nose works best with a big nose

(he 1) last night i was giving her a horny eskimo kiss.
(he 2) o so is that y she loves u so much
(he 1) yea i am the bestest

by im amazing May 17, 2007

Unbelievably Fucking Horny

When you’re so fucking horny that you want to fuck your gf so hard in any position possible within 30 seconds.

Babe I’m so unbelievably fucking horny I could fuck you in missionary.

by That One mf March 4, 2022

horny nigga hours

The time of day between 12:30-6:00 AM when boys are extra horny and will hit up all of their hoes. Usually they ask for nudes and try being freaky.

horny nigga hours is thetime where boys would usually text all there hoes

by long daddy dick December 7, 2020

fucking horny charlie

When you a shit so bad but you are also sooooooo horny that you shit in your sock, shove it up your ass and then use it as a sock again.

Bro... I really needed that fucking horny charlie earlier

by FNGAYMER69420 January 31, 2022

Horny Day 3

April 17

I didn't catch on to horny day the first 2 times so I made this.

I forgot horny day existed until horny day 3

by comradefunnyman April 17, 2020