Jerk Happy

When someone jerks off a lot

Brady: Hey James is pretty cool right?
Stan: Yeah but I wouldn't shake his hand or anything.
Brady: Why?
Stan: He's been a little Jerk Happy lately.

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by Hand Shaker March 14, 2011

shack happy

Going crazy from spending a long period of time indoors without socializing.

"I need out of this house, I'm going shack happy!"

by Jeanie1 April 23, 2014

slap-happy fuckwit

An incredibly oblivious individual of questionable intelligence

That slap-happy fuckwit should have been a blowjob

by vikings#1fan August 15, 2015

Ol’ Happy Finger

That one digit, usually the middle finger, that can hit her spot and give her the most finger banging pleasure.

I hit Rachel’s spot last night with the ol’ happy finger. She squirted all over and soaked the entire bed.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

Silly happy fun time

A euphemism for masturbation.

Eyo, Carlton. It’s silly happy fun time

Carlton: stfu I don’t know you bruh. Who is you? Get out of my house also

by The Grumpy Clatt December 9, 2019

Happy Dolphin

The act of ramming your erect member into a females anus. The noise the female emits often resembles the "Indo-Pacific Bottlenose Dolphin", which inhabit temperate to moderately warm waters of the Northern Pacific Ridge. For more information visit your local library.

The Poster above clearly doesn't know what a Happy Dolphin Is.

by Shotgun22 October 1, 2008

Happy Fuck You Day

The best thing to say when someone annoys you very much. Used to applaud one's stupid acts. Most commonly followed by the word, "asshat".

Random Driver 1 cuts off Random Driver 2.
Random Driver 2: Thank you very much. Yeah, Happy Fuck You Day, Asshat!!!

by Nine December 17, 2004