Holding your kids hostage

Right!? It's totally like that!

Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

hold on till may

Hold on till may comes is a song by a band called Pierce the Viel. When someone says, “hold on till may.” It means to push through the struggles (which can also be S-H) and is also a way of saying “you’ve got this, stay with us.”

Person 1: Hey buddy, I know you’ve been going through a lot, Hold on till may. Everything will get better.

Person 2: Thank you bud, I’ll get better :)

by Maxsamich May 2, 2024

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Hold On

I've been drifting on the sea of heartbreak
Tryin' to get myself ashore

For so long, for so long

Listenin' to the strangest stories
Wondering where it all went wrong
For so long, for so long

But hold on hold on hold on

To what you've got
So hold on hold on hold on

To what you've got

I've been dreaming of a new tomorrow
And wakin' in the morning sun
For so long, for so long

There's no time for revolution
I've got to be travellin' on
Here so long, for so long

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But hold on hold on hold on

To what you've got
So hold on hold on hold on

To what you've got

Hold on to what you've got

Hold on hold on hold on to what you got
Hold on hold on hold on to what you got

Hold on to what you've got, to what you've got

Hold on hold on hold on to what you got

Hold on to what you've got, to what you've got..

by Gothic Miscreant April 13, 2024

kagle hold

When a gross dude hugs you and you clench everywhere, even down there.

Marco sees a gross dude hugging Erin in the distance. MARCO :(yelling) "Erin, initiate a kagle hold. ERIN: (yelling back) Roger that!

by Terio Marin November 13, 2016

Choke smoke hold

A girl takes a hit of any kind of smoke and the guy chokes her while she holds it in.

“ We were having sex and he told me to take a hit and hold it in while he choked me, it was so hot, I think I’m going to call it Choke smoke hold

by Little cheese pies March 23, 2021

Cock holding

When man inters a women and they just sit there in said position to see who will give in first

Sarah is cock holding mike to see how long he will last

by Smashinguawholefamily July 17, 2023