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Hello

hello. used to greet someone
p1 hello
p2 Hello
by B GO Boom December 7, 2020
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hello world

The simplest computer program one could write.
Only prints to the screen "Hello World", but makes newbies feel like kings of the world.
A:"Dude, I just created a hello world program in BrainFuck all by myself!"
B (sarcastic):"Oh, wow. You must feel like the king of the world."
A:"You have no idea. Check y=the code out!"
B:"fine"

//le code
++++++++++
>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-
>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.
+++.------.--------.>+.>.

B:"What the fuck am I looking at?"
B then went on to start worshiping Urban Müller
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Hello

A strange word commonly used alongside "Hi", "Hey" and sometimes, when people are horny "Heyyy". This strange word is what people because they don't know how to start a conversation.
Its use was first appeared in the 1800s as an attempt by some weird humans to grasp attention. Its variants or similar words include "hallo". It soon rose to being a common word after the invention of telephone.

Scientists still are discovering a way to make humans not dumb so that we don't have to use such strange and alien words in order to start a conversation. However, this word is widely in use and won't disappear anytime soon.
Hello!
Oh hi there.
I need help to solve my problem with this weird Chickentai ness I have
by dragsbruh November 20, 2023
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Armenian Hello

An Armenian Hello is when you are expected to go to a gathering of friends &/or family because it is something everyone assumes you would want to go to. However you don't want to go so you don't even show up to begin with & don't try to hide it or apologize, because you shouldn't have to.
Darcie: Are you coming to my birthday tonight?

Todd: The Jets are playing so I'll probably just do an Armenian Hello & watch the game
by DudeBromen October 22, 2020
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Hello

Most people dont need a hello or an act of false kindness to get them through their day, they're already good without it. Pretending to help someone for personal gain isnt kindness, its false kindness.
Most people are going to get through their day whether someone says hello or fuck you, it doesn't matter.
by Solid Mantis May 6, 2020
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Hello

A greeting people use when you meet someone.
Hello Lexi, love your hair!
by esm175 June 23, 2022
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