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Ass Hat

One who is such an asshole or a dumbassthey wear their ass for a hat on a regular bassis. As in their head is in their ass hole.

An alternative definition is a hat for one's donkey.
I do say, that man seems to have his head in his ass everyday. I do declare him to be an ass hat.

Or:

Sean's hat looks very nice.
by ko1n November 10, 2004
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Tit Hat

Legendary hat worn by Stomper and a Stripper's Breasts.
He's all over her body. That mofo is a Tit hat!
by Ma$on December 2, 2003
mugGet the Tit Hatmug.

hat boy

A frat boy (or wannabe frat boy) who wears a hat with the logo of his favorite college team, or his friends' favorite college team. Usually seen in large groups at social gatherings acting stupid and drinking too much.
How many hat boys does it take to date rape a cheerleader? 6. 1 to do it and 5 to back him up.
by Kell Hell October 21, 2006
mugGet the hat boymug.

hat shade

a hat shade is when you use some type of lighting fixture to put you hats or other head gear items on a lamp shade. that where the name hat shade gives it name.
my friends always get mad at me when i use the hat shade at there house
by regulator311132 May 21, 2009
mugGet the hat shademug.

Party Hat

A conglomerate of awesome persons, events, or things in a single area or event
"What? James Franco, Seth Rogen and Jason Segel were all in Freaks and Geeks? Plus it was produced by Judd Apatow? What a Party Hat."

"This year's Coachella was a Party Hat! Damn that Tupac Hologram!"
by kateniss cofferybean November 1, 2012
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Top Hat

A tattoo above thy man's junk, AKA a pubis hat.
*two guys fucking*

Guy 1: hey bro nice top hat!
Guy 2: thanks, I tip my hat to you sir
by Kuzko's Poison March 4, 2022
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hat cunt

Super glue a mini top hat to the top of your vagina.
Dude she was so hot, but I wish she had a hat cunt.
by Duelbang April 6, 2014
mugGet the hat cuntmug.

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