handsome

If two people having sex is a twosome, 
three people, a threesome,
four people, a foursome...

To be handsome is to be lonely.

person 1: do you ever see David with a girl?
person 2: no, he's so handsome

by troughable November 15, 2011

look ma no hands

Something to say to one's mom after or during accomplishment of something that would usually be done with more than "no hands".

- "Look ma no hands!", when riding a bike with no hands
- "Look ma no hands!", when an insurgent blows up your humvee on a mission in iraq and you lose your hands. (ref, the wire 5th season)

by saparatus November 21, 2010

handsomeness

to be handsomer than others. hotness.

His handsomeness astounded me.

by robinthebomb March 14, 2008

Jellyfish Hands

When someone's hands are damp/clammy due to sweat. It doesn't count if its water or they've just washed their hands.... it has to be gross.

NB: May be offensive to someone with sweat problems.
NB2: Anyone who admits that they have jellyfish hands may use it as a threat.

Friend falling off a ledge: "Help me!"
Other friend safely on ledge: "Here! Take my hand!"
Friend falling off a ledge: *Takes hand and lets go suddenly* "URGH! You have jellyfish hands!!!!"
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Friend 1: Hey! Give my book back!
Friend 2: Haha no way.
Friend 1: I'll jellyfish hand you....
Friend 2: OK OK I'm sorry!

by Mopfish June 22, 2009

Throw hands

What I do with all the extra parts in my basement

“Shut up or imma bout to throw hands!”
“Ok”
*hand noises*

by CABAGE No2 April 5, 2022

Sorority Handshake

The insertion of at least 3 fingers (up to, and inclusive of, the insertion of the entire open hand) into the vagina of one woman by another woman

Louie- Wow! She gave her a full Sorority Handshake, I says!

AC- My favorite thing in the entire world!

by Lou Skünt April 2, 2011

too much time on his hands

A phrase used by roody-poos who compensate for their inferiority by belittling the work of others.

Hey Jim! This guy made working plane out of 228158 bars of soap!

Someone clearly has way too much time on his hands.

Jim, you fucking candy ass.

by yourneighborhoodandtheworld July 8, 2011