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Hops like Hancock

V. To jump at a whole new level.

Adj. A phrase used to describe when one jumps at a monstrous height.

Interj. An expression used when one is very impressed.
1. "Bro, I'm 'bout to hop like Hancock."

2. "Bro, he's got hops like Hancock."

3. "Holly hops like Hancock, bro!"
by it's kind of obvious April 21, 2012
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to pull a Hancock

To achieve vastly beyond one's abilities; seemingly without logical explanation.

Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care in the UK, who has managed to achieve high office without any discernible talent, an alleged long-term affair with someone way out of his league, and an ally in the Prime Minister despite being woefully unprepared for a pandemic that led to a tragically high mortality rate.
"There's no chance I won't be arrested after committing all of these crimes. To get out of this, I need to pull a Hancock."

"I just got promoted three times in one day despite sexually harassing a colleague. I must have pulled a Hancock."

"The Government knighted me even though I'm being investigated for fraud. Is it because I'm a Tory donor or did I just pull a Hancock?"
by BroJayDee June 26, 2021
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handoh

A shout out of excitement, agreement, or pleasure. Or used in a form of a verb.
When those two dudes were fighting one missed and got hit with a handoh! (Verb)
Yo look at that girls handoh!
by Keith Hendrix June 2, 2007
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Handotch

One who enjoys the company of ones hand on ones "special" place
"Hey do you know jake"

"Yeah hes a Handotcher"

"yeah i herad he enjoys a bit of Handotch"
by spiffycancanman March 31, 2009
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hando cocktail

when a friend named hando gives another friend a drink he stirred with his penis
johny drank the hando cocktail
by handito November 12, 2009
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hangoorbever

Literally "droopy ear beaver". Insult for person using the unlikely combination of animals, suggesting the person is cute, silly and moody at the same time.
Je ziet eruit als een hangoorbever.
by twandefr November 8, 2009
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Hangometer

Guaging the level of how bad the hang over is.
Oww eurrh, on a scale of 1 - 10 my hangometer has tipped the scales this weekend.
by Diet Schmiet November 17, 2009
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