hobok

is an asshole or a weenie

Priscilla is being such a hobok today!

by cassduj1994 June 19, 2008

Hobottle

A bottle in which you smash when you are angry.

'hey, look'
'what?'
'i just found a hobottle.'
'lets smash it'

by IhangwithWALDO. August 22, 2009

hobogrammer

A computer programmer who makes $100,000 per year but is homeless because of the ridiculously high rents in the Bay Area

I've got my tent and solar panel set up by the 5th street overpass like a mad hobogrammer

by realsiliconvalley February 19, 2013

HoboJoe

A stereotypical hobo that travels along the rails, usually in the 1930s. Usually has a harmonica (and a weird hatred for flutes)

Quinn : Who's that on the train?
Ryan : That's Hobojoe. He's trying to reach New York

by IsItVladmir June 17, 2019

Hobowars

An online game where the object of the game is to earn as much money as possible whilst still being, inexplicably, hobos.

Seriously, billions of dollars but no home. WTF?

The message boards are the arsehole of the internet, full of failed 4chan newfags and 7 year olds who can't spell.

Hobo: "Dude u hav 2 chek out dis game its calld hobowars it is awsum and u'll luv it i promis"
Normal Guy: "I would rather have my cock ripped off by angry dogs."

by Andy_Hobowars July 5, 2008

Hobokin

A girl who is down to go out and have fun without looking or acting like a slut. A real person who is there when you need them. A true friend.

People like that don't phase me I have my hobokin.

by Chelsea McGurk February 23, 2009

hobopenatration

A sexual bond with/between one or more homeless person(s).

"Me and my tramp buddy Barry had hobopenatration down the alley last thursday".

by katielikescheese July 28, 2005